A heartwarming story of being Old

Getting older has its drawbacks but I guess there aren't too many good alternatives to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering of seniors it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them.

You know, the usual, prostate, bowel, leg aches, eyesight, etc, etc.

Well, I am a senior and I absolutely refuse to discuss these issues with every one else. If I have a problem, I find a solution. It is not always the solution I like but I handle it the best way I know and I don't discuss it with every guy I see on the street that is past 62.

No sir....

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town. This seems to meet my EVERY need. I love it!

 - An American Senior