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Some Comebacks for Nodding Off at Work

If you nod off and your boss catches you catching a few z's at the desk, here are a few comebacks to cover yourself.

They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

Whew, I guess I left the top off the correction fluid.

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress.

Darn, why did you interrupt me ? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won 't wear off.

And finally, the best thing to say after you're caught asleep at your desk is "Amen. "

Source:  Aha! Jokes.com

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