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Incredible Product Labels

[1] On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (If you don't purchase it then what? Shoplift it?) 

[2] On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And what if they Don't?)

[3] On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (What is then special about them to buy?)

[4] On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Why would one break the teeth biting frozen food?).

[5] On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (My mistake, came to know only after I turned bottom up)

[6] On a Miejer's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Only time a housewife gets to work on her hair)

[7] On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Some customer group they have!)

[8] On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Are children responsible for car or construction machinery accidents under the influence of this?)

[9] On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." ( What if does not? Wastage of money)

[10] On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (What are other doors?)

[11] On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What other use?)

[12] On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

[13] On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Are they calling passengers 'nuts'?)

[14] Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

[15] On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Another Swedish porn!)

Contributed by: Dinesh Vora 

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