Informative, and General Reading
Incredible Product Labels
 On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside." (If you don't purchase it then what? Shoplift it?)
 On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(And what if they Don't?)
 On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (What is then
special about them to buy?)
 On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Why would one break the
teeth biting frozen food?).
 On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (My
mistake, came to know only after I turned bottom up)
 On a Miejer's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Only time a housewife
gets to work on her hair)
 On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Some customer
group they have!)
 On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Are children responsible for car or construction machinery
accidents under the influence of this?)
 On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." ( What if does not? Wastage
 On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (What are
 On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What other
 On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
 On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Are they calling passengers 'nuts'?)
 Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
 On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." (Another Swedish porn!)
Contributed by: Dinesh Vora
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